Sunday, August 13, 2006
found some retarded jokes at the NLB library sale.
PLEASE dont laugh at the screen. later ur family think you are crazy. HAHA
why does a slimming centre seem to have all its customers slim when the customers some out?
answer: cause they make the door smaller.
why does someone get kicked in the midsection in the middle of the night not get scared?
answer: cause she is a pregnant woman and is the feotus kicking.
what has three wheels and is green and its not a vehicle of any sort?
answer: GRASS. i was lying aobut the wheels part.
why doesnt john go to the doctor's when he is sick and stays at home. but when he's well, he goes to the clinic?
answer: john is a doctor.
A is talking to B.
A: if you win 100 million will u give me half?
B: sure.
A: if u have 1 million, will u give me half?
B: nonono.
why does the atiitude of B change
answer: cause B really won 1 milllion bucks.
john has a new red car.
everywhere he goes, people say WONDERFUL CAR.
but one day, he asked everyone and they didnt say WONDERFUL.
his car didnt get older,less shiny,beatenup or anything. infact nothing has changed.
why dont people say WONDERFUL?
answer: cause he went to a country that doesnt speak english.
OKAY retarded lame jokes.
haha.
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